got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
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The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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