I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
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We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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