You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
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Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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