My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
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You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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