His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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