Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Rumble strips road head = magical
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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