I wannas sexs uuuuu
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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