I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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