Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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