In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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