My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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