my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Banned from zoo.
Again?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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