you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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