just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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