You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
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I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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