Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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