just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina