He is such a slut. More and more my type.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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