I feel like I'm in dance class right now
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
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