She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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