so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
...so i touched it.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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