I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
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dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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