I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
do nipples grow back?
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