Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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