if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
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Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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