Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Randomize
