"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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