There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
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I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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