there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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