I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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