Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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I threw up into my coffee this morning.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
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If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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