so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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