Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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