Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
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SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
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I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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