We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
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this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
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next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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