if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I am mentally ready for anal.
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