it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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