CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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