So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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