I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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