Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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