Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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