please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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