Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So much Jack, so little girl.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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