hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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