New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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