Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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