So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
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The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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