i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
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