That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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