Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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