I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He had one of those small greek statue penises
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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