sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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