I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
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I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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