You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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