Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
We just shotgunned beers for America
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
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I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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