he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
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this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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